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Ranking the best tech Super Bowl commercials
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The Definitive Ranking Of Tech Super Bowl Commercials

As Iâm sure most of you are aware, Sunday was the Super Bowl between the Kansas City Chiefs and Philadelphia Eagles. Unfortunately, the Chiefs prevailed and I wasnât able to go climb poles on Broad Street. Maybe next year.
But, who really cares about football anyway? Weâre here to talk about the ads, specifically the ads from tech companies.
Here are the definitive rankings of the 2023 tech Super Bowl commercials.
Good, But Not Top 5
9) Meta âAre We There Yetâ: Not super memorable, and just too damn long.
8) Workday âRock Starâ: Everyone likes Rock Stars, but itâs also not 1970 anymore.
7) DoorDash âWe Get Groceriesâ: Good celebrity appearances, but I found myself wanting more. I also donât DoorDash groceries.
6) GM X Netflix âWhy Not An EVâ: The Netflix stuff was clever, but hot take alert, I donât really like Will Ferrell. Feel free to kill me in the replies.
Top 5, Top 5, Top 5
5) Google âFixed On Pixelâ: Thereâs a lot to like here. Amy Schumer is pretty good, Giannis is Him, Doja Cat is cool, and I definitely wouldnât mind erasing my ex from some photos. But, I have no interest in sending green texts to my friends. Iâm loyal to Apple to the grave.
4) Uber One âOne Hit For Uber Oneâ: Pretty good mix of funny, cringy, and nostalgic. I just hate the song âWhat Does The Fox Sayâ, so thatâs why itâs stuck at #4.
3) Tubi âInterface Interruptionâ: This one got the fellas pointing fingers at each other quick. Well played Tubi, well played.
2) Squarespace âThe Singularityâ: Adam Driver could have my babies.
1) Amazon âSaving Sawyerâ: What can I say, I love dogs.
Considering that these are the definitive rankings, there isnât much to debate here. But, if you have a vehement disagreement, please reply to this email or DM me on Twitter. Iâd be happy to tell you why you are wrong đ¤.
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